Who is almighty and instils dread?!
Of course, it is the almighty Fred!
You shall soon before me bow!
If not, I shall hit you with this sword and you shall say 'Ow!'!
Once a fool tried to stand before me!
But when Fred showed his godly powers, soon did he flee!
The world stands no chance against my might!
The power of Fred is an awesome sight!
Nothing shall stand in my way!
If anything tries to, it shall pay!
So meet your new leader and god!
Or feel the force of Fred's lightning rod!
Once upon a time dwelt an almighty knight,
He never went down without a fight!
The knight one day crieth, 'O, valiant steed!
Thou must do for me a great deed!
Upon a hill dwell'st a great beast!
Slay him must I to attend the King's feast!'.
'O, bravest of knights!' replied the steed,
'Off thine spoils of war might I feed?'.
'Ay' replied the knight...
...and ride did they to the site!
'Greetings to both of thee' exclaimed the beast.
'Thou shalt taste the steel of mine blade!' replied the knight from the East.
O, a glorious battle did then start!
The knight lunged the sword right towards the evil beast's heart!
The dragon bellowed, 'Ow! Thou hath maimed me!'
He then began to flee!
But the valiant knight did give chase!
But the knight did not look where he was going and ran off a cliff face!
'O horror!' cried the nearby trees and the steed!
'O, liest here does the knight who fought well indeed!'.